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The morning coffee and the grandmother of meth

September 30th, 2009

A woman goes into a pharmacy and buys some cold medication for her husband. A few days later she returns, and buys cold medication for her daughter. The authorities, noting her insane drug rampage, promptly arrest her and charge her with a crime.

In addition to being completely insane to begin with, the original story is full of quotes from the prosecutor such as “the law does not make this distinction” and “I’m simply enforcing the law as it was written”. When your law sweeps up completely innocent people along with the criminals, it is broken. Fix it.

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An “artist” has built a dark tunnel — but that is not the art exhibit. The “art” is that he has promised to attempt to rape anybody who enters the tunnel. His last piece of “art” was to punch people in the face.

A tip to identity thieves: If you have stolen a person’s identity, do not ask that person for a credit card application.

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  1. September 30th, 2009 at 10:12 | #1

    One: those cupcakes are awesome.
    two: you find the most disturbing things on the internet.

  2. September 30th, 2009 at 13:44 | #2

    I wonder if the prosecutor is *trying* to make a point about how stupid the law is. And being a jackass about it.

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