For the mustache inclined
I figure that many of you, as readers of the Big Bad Blog, are becoming mustache-obsessed. Why? Because you’re readers, of course, and there has been quite a bit of mustaching around these parts of late.
To help you on your quest for greater mustache in your life, we here at the blog have decided to provide you with the following helpful advice. Please note that the below advice is about flair, sytle and creativity. If you just want to keep it neat and clean, you may be looking for a different kind of guide.
Don’t just grow a mustache
A mustache is not just some hair on your lip. It is far, far more than that. Celebrate your mustache. Share your mustache. Better yet, have your mustache fight cancer.
It is important to note that your mustache can fight cancer, even if it does not have a superhero costume.
It is more important to note that superhero costumes for mustaches would be one of the greatest inventions of all time, and doubtlessly aid your mustache in its battle with cancer — or other evildoers, for that matter.
Don’t let your lack of hair stop you.
Perhaps you don’t grow hair very well — at least, when it comes to the face. It might be tempting to use that as an excuse, but there are many products out there to help you overcome your problematic DNA.
From the low-tech finger-tache, to the creative coffee ‘tache, to the classic stick-on ‘tache, the world is filled with technology designed to help you to break free from your genetic limitations and join the hirsute world.
Mustaches belong on more than just faces
There is no need to restrict yourself to having a mustache on your face. Indeed, mustaches also belong on musical instruments (for example), and can be added to fruit.
Be creative with mustache placement and your world can be tache-tacular!
(Photo via Scene 360)
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