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The morning coffee gets dizzy if spun

October 14th, 2009

Need a hypnotherapist? Well, there’s a fully accredited cat in the UK I could recommend.

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(Photo from hpmuseum)

Now it’s time for some science!

First in the world of science, researchers have determined that discus throwers get dizzy due to spinning around. Great work, folks!

Next up in the world of science: Remember the Large Hadron Collider? It started up and then had to be shut down, and is now scheduled to start up again in September. There are some scientists who are predicting that it will fail to function again. Their theory is that a Higgs boson from the future is reaching back through time and destroying the Large Hadron Collider before it can be created. And these aren’t crackpots talking — they are respected, accomplished physicists. Damn that time travelling boson!

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  1. October 14th, 2009 at 09:18 | #1

    you gotta admit, time travelling particles are hot.

  2. October 14th, 2009 at 18:03 | #2

    @Liz
    Yep. So hot, I hear that Megan Fox’s character is going to turn out to be a time travelling boson in the next Transformers movie.

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