Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

In case you missed it, America’s mission to bomb the moon was a success! Proving once again that there are few problems which cannot be solved by a good bombing, October’s moon bombings have yielded moon water. Significant moon water. Though I think any water at all would have been deemed significant, which makes the adjective a bit useless. But NASA is using it, so we will just repeat it ad nauseum, as though a water discovery on the moon could somehow have been insignificant.

(The Annunciation by Roq La Rue)

A short excerpt from the beginning of this article:
PLAYBOY: How much did you get into calibrating your movie heroine’s hotness?
CAMERON: Right from the beginning I said, “She’s got to have tits”

Apparently snow globes are not allowed on airplanes. The reason being that they contain water (which is only allowed on board in small quantities), and the people protecting airplanes from terrorist attacks do not even understand the science you learned in high school. We here at the morning coffee are forced to wonder: what will happen when the TSA learns that the human body is made mostly of water?

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