The morning coffee and the celebration of goals
November 20th, 2009
I do miss hockey. I miss the hits. I miss the goals. And I miss the celebration of the goals.
Ever since I first heard of water birth, I thought to myself: “Funny. That doesn’t sound natural.” After all, can you think of an animal that doesn’t live in water, but gives birth in water? I can’t. It turns out that it’s not natural at all. It was invented 200 years ago, and causes a whole lot of newborns to drown. Which makes sense.
Imagine having a child. Now imagine speaking only in Klingon to this child for the first three years of the child’s life. Yes. Someone did this.
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we really have to do something to remedy our lack of hockey.