Goat trauma unveiled
If there’s one thing we are fond at here at the Big Bad Blog, it’s strange goat news. So we were very happy to find that there is a Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation. Some of their statistics:
The majority of goat traumas occur before age eight and after age fifty-two.
If a child is traumatized by a goat before age five, he/she is five times more likely to become some form of social deviant.
Also provided by the foundation is a handy guide to avoiding goat trauma, for those who are worried about their future interactions with goats.
While the site appears to be a joke — a simple look at their Goat Trauma in Action page should be enough to confirm that — we at the Big Bad Blog wholeheartedly approve of the joke.
Bravo, goat people!
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