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The morning coffee declares you to be insane

January 11th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Decisions are being made right now that will decide whether or not you are insane in the year 2013. In May of that year, a new version of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders will be published. That publication determines what is — and what is not — a mental illness. The decisions made by the group defining mental illnesses will determine whether or not people get locked up in mental institutions or put on drugs for the things they think and feel.

Which is good when those people think that everybody is covered in spiders. There is concern that these people seem to be involved. And think that preferring people who are tall (or short, or fat, or thin) is a mental illness.


(by Talie Lines)

So there’s a “vaccine” for cocaine, now. The vaccine stops the drug from entering the brain, making it impossible to get high from cocaine. There is a problem, however: It does not stop cravings, if you happen to be addicted to the drug. As a result, people on the vaccine take ten times as much cocaine, bankrupting themselves in an attempt to overpower the vaccine and get high.

The person who way mayor of New York on September 11, 2001, has claimed that there was never a terrorist attack on the domestic United States while George Bush was president.

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