Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

We get started today with The Bloggess, who reveals that Obama is made of meerkats.

It would appear that expiration dates are only for show. Maybe. The article appears to be concerned only with expiration dates in the United States … and not for all products. So ignore them at your own peril.

Another kind of dating gives us some interesting math: An inch of height is worth $30,000 a year in salary … for men in the dating pool (and the women who would date them).

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