Do not check your eyes. The Big Bad Blog is updated.
Also, do not get used to it. We are still on temporary hiatus, but have now reached the “occasional update will occur” portion of our hiatus.
We do not have much time for an update this evening, but feel that an introduction is in order.
Hence we present to you Margaret Rose Topp, known as “Maggie”. Maggie escaped from her mother eight days ago, at 3:08 in the afternoon, weighing 6.3 pounds upon her escape. Immediately following her scape, she evacuated her bowels upon her father.
Maggie’s first week has been enjoyable and exciting. High on poop, low on sleep.
There are many stories that will be filtering out in the coming weeks for your enjoyment and entertainment, there is only time today to let you all know that we are all healthy and happy.