Here at the Big Bad Blog, we like to plan our blogging ahead of time, as much as possible. So we were looking – ahead of time – for material to include in our Valentine’s Day special. And nearly came up empty-handed. We almost just re-posted these graphs from Cool Material.

But luckily, our powers of search came through with some last-minute emergency Valentine’s Day advice for those of you in a lurch.

Need something at the last minute? Perhaps a card? Well, here are some awesome science valentines.

What’s that you say? It’s too late for those to be delivered? Well … if you’re in (or near) Alabama, you can always swap your gun for a sex toy.

Photo is by David Lea.
Webcomic is The Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch.