I love this Daily Mail story about a Russian contortionist who is “causing a stir” by contorting herself near London tourist attractions.
It is, arguably, the most random and bizarre story I have seen in a newspaper in a long, long time.
For those interested, we think that we might have located Zlata’s webpage. There are boobs on that page, by the way, which you may take as either encouragement or discouragement in regards to clicking on the link. As is your wont.