Here at the Big Bad Blog, we had thought we had grown overtired of humour site Cracked, and its endless (but decreasingly amusing) top-10, top-15, and top-20 lists of things that they just make up.

This week, they have pulled themselves back from the brink of complete-irrelevancy-to-the-Big-Bad-Blog by embracing the trifecta of superheroes, dating websites, and Science! To test claims of dating websites of being able to identify one’s ideal match, Cracked created mock profiles for Wolverine, Cyclops and Jean Grey, and set the sites to work in an attempt to resolve the love triangle.

The account gets extremely humorous when only Wolverine’s profile is flagged as possibly belonging to a fictional character, while those of Cyclops (and Jean Grey) are confirmed as being legitimate.

Photo by Adam Taylor. Found at Illusion.
Webcomic is Martin: Angry Owl, by Amy.