Felicia Day nude is the top search term for the past week. Again.

Felicia Day naked is number three. Felicia Day porn is number five. Felicia Day topless is number eight.

This is not abnormal. Which isn’t to say that you’re not abnormal for making such a search, just that you’re not alone and all of you seem to find your way here. There’s a reason why Apparently the internet needs more naked Felicia Day is listed to the right as one of the more popular articles on this website.

If there’s one lesson that I have learned in the two-and-a-half years I have been running the blog, it’s that putting the words “nude” and “Felicia Day” in the same blog entry will result in thousands of pageviews, even if they appear in different paragraphs, and the former is not meant as an adjective to describe the latter.

It is, perhaps, the only piece of SEO advice you will ever find on this website. These terms have been sitting at or near the top of my search results every single day since mid-2009. If nothing else, it is a sure sign that nude Felicia Day photos are not available on the Internet. Because if they existed, you wouldn’t be coming here.

For whatever reason — Comic Con? Eureka — the hunt for a naked Felicia Day is more intense this week than ever before. Denizens of the internet are flocking here in huge numbers hoping to see Felicia Day without a shirt.

Well, horny Sci Fi nerds, you’re in luck:

Just kidding, of course. Ms. Day is fully clothed — or so Mr. Wheaton assures us. Believe what you will. Just be prepared for Wil Wheaton to call you a creeper.

Creeper.

Photo fearlessly, boldly and blatantly grabbed from Wil Wheaton’s Tumblr.

6 thoughts on “Because you’re all horny for Felicia Day

  1. For some reason I:
    1.- Immediately noticed Nathan Fillion
    2.- Noticed this said something about Felicia Day
    3.- Didnt notice Wil Weathen until I read about him.

    Now I’m not sure if that makes me gay or just miss Firefly…

  2. TO Felicia Day THE NERD QUEEN I bow my head in respect for not giving in to the consant harassment from the strange and pervy nerds who give the rest of us nerds, spazes, geeks, and other awsome people a bad name. If ye ever need my service I am at your disposal your majesty! Sincerly: A lowly Nerd SQUIRE.

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