I’m a year older today, and to celebrate, Apple has decided that they will announce the iPhone 5 today.

Unfortunately, this means that every person on the Internet is going to feel the need to LiveBlog a product launch. Being somebody who has never found a product launch terribly exciting — nevermind a product launch for something I never intend to buy — I am avoiding the Internet today.

So … tweet away. I’ll see you tomorrow.

Webcomic is Savage Chickens, by Doug Savage.