It’s Father’s Day. I’m a father. Thus, I have been showered with gifts.

(NB: Gifts don’t wash away the stink. Not a suitable replacement for water-and-soap showers.)

First up, my gifts were wrapped in the most awesome wrapping paper of all time:

Inside the wrapping paper was a framed photo of my mother and my daughter. Awww.

There was card #1, aka “the funny card”:

And card #2, aka “the one with my daughter’s handprints on it.” Awww.

Last, but not least, there was Monkey Bars Nanny Goat:

And no, I’m not going to offer any further explanation.