The Mr Topp Advent calendar: Day 4
Perhaps yesterday, we reset the bar a little on the low side with postcards. But that matters not, because we can clear the highest of all bars today …
… with SHARK SOCKS!
This combines the traditional Christmas sock with the awesome gruesomeness of having a shark trying to gnaw off your leg.
Shark Socks. You can’t go wrong.
Zil has the kit for these socks, including the velcro remora. The pattern is hard to resize, so I will lack tshark tsocks and have to bask in the glory of her ensharkenated feets.
Hey, I offered to make you sharkskin socks! They won’t be tsocks, but they’ll still be tsharky!