As far as crimes go “Amish beard-cutting attacks” stands out there pretty well as the sort of thing that finds itself covered in the Morning Coffee.

Throw in the fact that the Amish beard-cutting attacks were (allegedly) perpetrated by the Mullet family, and we can hardly be expected to ignore it.

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Here at the Big Bad Blog, we are always interested in how we can trash other people’s stuff, and not have to deal with the consequences. America is teaching us some important lessons this week. For instance, on one hand closing your bank account can now get you arrested in New York. So speaking ill of banks is definitely off the menu of consequence-free actions.

On the other hand, apparently there are no standards in place when it comes to trashing other people’s property while it is in police custody!

So there you go! Destroying items that are in police custody is protected under the law. Unless that item is related to a bank, presumably.

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