As far as crimes go “Amish beard-cutting attacks” stands out there pretty well as the sort of thing that finds itself covered in the Morning Coffee.

Throw in the fact that the Amish beard-cutting attacks were (allegedly) perpetrated by the Mullet family, and we can hardly be expected to ignore it.

Photo of women being arrested for wearing one-piece swimsuits found at half a bubble off plumb.
Webcomic is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

Here at the Big Bad Blog, we are quite certain that this statistical fact about princesses, frogs, and kissing ought to be applicable to our day-to-day life. We are still struggling to figure out how.

Photo is of World’s Best Beard title holder, Elmar Weissar. Found at Beard Revue.
Webcomic is Abstruse Goose.

Good morning, world, and welcome to your special holiday edition of the Weekend Coffee. We have been saving up our holiday-themed links at the Big Bad Blog just for this occasion. Enjoy! Whatever you choose to do afterwards, begin your Christmas with this story of how Kenny Loggins ruined Christmas.

	Click here for an entertaining infographic, letting you know how much your gifts to others are unappreciated!

Poor kids. Go to church on Christmas, get told that Santa isn’t real.
	Flying through Manila today? Don’t expect to hear the words “Merry Christmas”.

And, finally, we end with a little Christmas present for my Canadian friends (particularly those from Ontario):

Yesterday, I wrote about Movember. And today is the last day of the month. Time flies, they say.

So we leave the month of November — er, Movember — with a little tribute to facial hair:

The Trivia Section: Did you know that Tycho Brahe still has his mustache?

The “makes a difference” section:

The musical section:

And remember — donate in the name of facial hair!