Ever wonder what would hurt more, getting hit with a full beer bottle or an empty one?

If so, you are apparently not alone. And we can answer the question for you: the full one.

Photo of a 1971 nuclear bomb test by the French government. Found at The Atlantic gallery titled When we tested nuclear bombs.
Webcomic is Invisible Bread, by Justin Boyd.

In Australia, muggers chased a man into an alley to mug him … only to be ambushed by ninjas.

(via Sober in a Nightclub)

Airlines continue to compete to see who can provide the worst possible service to their customers. Lowering the bar this week is Southwest Airlines, which now classifies the mechanical breakdown of their fleet as an Act of God, meaning that they classify it in the same category as the weather and wars … things they cannot control and refuse to be liable for.

Finally, if you like both dead animals and beer, then you probably need one of these beer bottles.