Dear friends who knit,
I want bees.
I want knit bees.
I want hundreds – nay, thousands – of knit bees.
I want bees for practical jokes. I want bees for odd photographs. I want bees for odd photographs in the middle of practical jokes.
Hannah Haworth has made some. You can too. She has photographic evidence:
See? Bee.
So knit me some bees, Internet. Lots and lots of bees.
Sincerely,
Mr. Topp
Bees. they have feelings, you know.
Photo is from Buzzfeed.
Webcomic is Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees.
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