Links, with more Star Wars than usual

Orwell’s preventative stupidity does exist.
A broken camera can fetch $500 on eBay. If you’re funny and show your boobs. And refuse to take offers for your cat.
Soy Jizz
Gandalf is mistaken for a tramp outside a theatre.
This man needs your Mad Skillz!
Mummified baby laid to rest, and then disappears from grave shortly thereafter.
My favourite newspaper headline pun of the month (so far). Or maybe last month.

Chef dies after feeling eel.

Businesses are so busy violating our privacy, that it’s nice to see the (rare) instance where they try to protect their customer’s rights. So bravo, Amazon!