While we might not be giving you coffee every morning at the Big Bad Blog anymore, we do feel a slight obligation to give you a Monday morning coffee.
And we’re running late.
But we know you like tattoos, so we did a quick google, and got you these.
You’re welcome.
Top photo found at Blanchard’s Coffee Blog.
Bottom photo found at Tattoo Zen.
It seems that the tea party in the United States has gone from “seriously?”, to “no, wait – you guys can’t be serious”, to “but surely they’re unelectable”, to having elected senators and congressmen … and now to their first Presidential candidate, Michele Bachmann, who said she would eliminate the EPA:
Carbon dioxide is natural, it is not harmful. It is part of Earth’s life cycle, and yet we’re being told that we have to reduce this natural substance, reduce the American standard of living, to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in Earth.
Stupid? Batshit insane? Both? You can call it plenty of things, but correct is not one of them. Luckily she is only a candidate to be a candidate … for now.
Not content to merely parade about their based-on-lies policies, Tea Partiers can now also brainwash their children by sending them to Tea Party propaganda summer camp.
Children will blow bubbles from a single container of soapy solution, and then pop each other’s bubbles with squirt guns in an arrangement that mimics socialism. They are to count how many bubbles they pop. Then they will work with individual bottles of solution and pop their own bubbles.
That doesn’t sound strange at all.
Photograph found at FFFFound. Origin unknown.
Webcomic found at 9GAG, by *humon.
I love this Daily Mail story about a Russian contortionist who is “causing a stir” by contorting herself near London tourist attractions.
It is, arguably, the most random and bizarre story I have seen in a newspaper in a long, long time.
For those interested, we think that we might have located Zlata’s webpage. There are boobs on that page, by the way, which you may take as either encouragement or discouragement in regards to clicking on the link. As is your wont.
Photo credit unknown. Found here.
Webcomic is Bug by Adam Huber.
Let it not be said that we are incapable of lazy blogging at the Big Bad Blog. Here are my nine most-recently-bookmarked tattoo photographs, from worst to best.
Why would somebody get this My Little Pony tattoo? I mean, thank you, but why?
Found at the Berry, with some other questionable tattoos.
The tattoos I bookmarked move away from bad to merely weird quite quickly. Here’s view #1 from under the skin, Found at FFFFound:
View #2 from under the skin, cyborg edition. Found at the Chive.
This one has breasts. And the words “Mad World”. And a bird. Found on Flickr.
You may have noticed that these are starting to actually get pretty good. Here’s the first that I am actually quite fond of. Found at FFFFound.
Another one Found at FFFFound.
I am not generally fond of hand tattoos, but this photo is marvellous. Found at FFFFound.
Perhaps this tattoo does not deserve to be here on tattoo-merit alone. But the cat tattoo, combined with the cat backdrop, makes this one a winner. Found at I Love My Lovely Loves.
I love quotation marks.
