Warning to those in Pakistan (and other places with similar laws against blasphemy): look twice at business cards — or other documents which may include names — before you throw them out. It turns out if the business card is from a Mohammed you may be arrested for blasphemy.

Here at the Big Bad Blog, we wonder if it is blasphemous to recycle business cards from Mohammeds. Or to delete their e-mails.

(by Hengki Koentjoro.)

This gift suggestion for fathers would sit well with me. Yet another sign that I am settling in to this “Dad” gig.

This burger you eat while you sleep article might not be serious, but if they ever come up with such a thing, I’m fairly certain that my daughter will go for it.

Note to zombie enthusiasts: If you are travelling to a zombie walk, zombie march, costume party, or other such event, and get in a car accident, you may confuse witnesses, who will think that your zombie appearance has been caused by the accident in question.

(Credited to one cocky eek. Found here.)

Everybody knows that The Times has erected a paywall that demands that readers pay money in order to visit their website. While a controversial move — and, in our opinion, one that is unlikely to be successful — it is also understandable. More difficult to understand is The Sun-Chronicle’s decision to charge readers $0.99 to comment on their articles. In addition to being charged to contribute to their website, the Sun-Chronicle also includes your full name and hometown, and associates it with your comments. Here at the Big Bad Blog, we think that if you do not want anybody to comment, you should just turn off your commenting feature.

In Taiwan, there is a crisis as Giant Mutant Hamburgers are breaking people’s jaws.