The morning coffee now saves business cards

Warning to those in Pakistan (and other places with similar laws against blasphemy): look twice at business cards — or other documents which may include names — before you throw them out. It turns out if the business card is from a Mohammed you may be arrested for blasphemy.

Here at the Big Bad Blog, we wonder if it is blasphemous to recycle business cards from Mohammeds. Or to delete their e-mails.

(by Hengki Koentjoro.)

This gift suggestion for fathers would sit well with me. Yet another sign that I am settling in to this “Dad” gig.

This burger you eat while you sleep article might not be serious, but if they ever come up with such a thing, I’m fairly certain that my daughter will go for it.

The weekend coffee

GPS units with errors and directions obtained from Google maps have been blamed for many things — trucks going down roads that are too narrow, people driving into lakes, and pedestrians being hit by cars due to walking along routes lacking sidewalks, to mention three.

This time, Google Maps nearly started a war.

Always wanted to have sex with Obama? Now you can! In a manner of speaking.

Introducing the Obama sex doll.

We hear quite a bit these days, about how the Internet is destroying traditional publishing industries — most particularly newspapers and magazines.

So it is always funny to see examples of just how little traditional publishers understand the Internet and copyright law — here’s a recent example — two little pieces from a letter sent from an editor (who had plagiarized a blogger’s material in their print magazine) to the blogger (who wrote asking for credit and compensation):

I do know about copyright laws … the web is considered “public domain”

I’ve never been a fan of the phrase “fight fire with fire”. It simply seems like bad advice.

Fight monkeys with monkeys, on the other hand? That’s a phrase I can get behind.

Everything is better with butter …

even your brain?

There’s an owl crisis in India. Which is to say, that owls are in danger of becoming an endangered species.


India blames a children’s book. Rather than, you know, the idiot parents who think that giving their (presumably non-wizard) children owls as pets is a good idea.

Let us revisit the Tea Party.

Or, perhaps, the T Party.

The way it was meant to be.

While on the subject of the Tea Party, the Big Bad Blog would like to note that Tea Party supporters often hold signs that say things such as “God Hates Fags”.

It has been pointed out that God Hates Figs.

We assume that the Tea Party’s previous signs have actually just contained a typo, and are looking forward to seeing a correction.

The morning coffee and the loans for ham scheme

Sometimes trying to make a quick quip about the day’s news is difficult. Take this article, which tells us that Italian banks will begin to take ham and wine as collateral on loans. Why not cheese, you ask? Because they already do this with cheese. The World Italy is a strange place.

(by Travis Louie)

Wil Wheaton writes about the days following the making of Stand By Me: I think it’s spooky how the four of us ended up being so much like our characters: River died too young, Corey struggled like crazy to get his personal demons under control, Jerry found success and happiness, and I’m a writer.

Robots are developing the ability to lie. Can the Terminator-apocalypse be far away?