Do you have an iPhone 4? Are you left handed? Having signal problems? Well, it could be worse — you could be allergic to the device.
(A portrait of the droid C3PO, by Greg Peltz.)
As a fencer, I have a bit of an affinity for duels. But I have read of no greater duel than that between Baron Eberhard and a Spaniard, in which the winner had to successfully wrestle the loser into a bag.
What could possibly follow such a duel? A scuba diving dachshund, of course.