Yesterday we took the Popemobile out for a spin, so today we might be in trouble.
For instance, if you tried to take the current Popemobile out, throwing 300 Euros at some Italians shouting “it’s OK, I’m just renting it!”, you may find yourself in a jam today.
Which is why today’s Advent Calendar contains the Sparrow un-cufflinks.
These are cufflinks that double as a key for handcuffs, to help get you out of these sticky situations.
(Disclaimer: It is to be anticipated that the police won’t appreciate how clever you are, and using these might get you in even more trouble.)