Welcome to Monday, people. In an effort to brighten the start of your week, today the morning coffee brings you SEX.
First — is there an evolutionary excuse for the 30-year-old living in his parents’ basement? Perhaps. Some birds exhibit cooperative breeding, in which the children remain in the nest to help the parents raise more offspring.
Of course, for this to work in humans, that 30-year-old’s parents best be gettin’ busy.
(A sex technique we do not recommend — the screwdriver penile insertion. From Very Demotivational.)
Want to have more sex? Apparently you need to do more chores. All parents of teenage boys should print that article up and stick it to the fridge.
Where would a Morning Coffee about sex be without some porn? Nowhere, we say. So we present to you Roger Ebert reviewing pornographic films. You’re welcome.
Note to zombie enthusiasts: If you are travelling to a zombie walk, zombie march, costume party, or other such event, and get in a car accident, you may confuse witnesses, who will think that your zombie appearance has been caused by the accident in question.
(Credited to one cocky eek. Found here.)
Everybody knows that The Times has erected a paywall that demands that readers pay money in order to visit their website. While a controversial move — and, in our opinion, one that is unlikely to be successful — it is also understandable. More difficult to understand is The Sun-Chronicle’s decision to charge readers $0.99 to comment on their articles. In addition to being charged to contribute to their website, the Sun-Chronicle also includes your full name and hometown, and associates it with your comments. Here at the Big Bad Blog, we think that if you do not want anybody to comment, you should just turn off your commenting feature.
In Taiwan, there is a crisis as Giant Mutant Hamburgers are breaking people’s jaws.
Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that a new world champion cat lady has been crowned.
(By the waving cat, found at nomnomnom.de)
A most excellent review of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Guess which sport is coming back into the limelight? If you guessed jousting, you were right!
Buzz Aldrin is awesome. In this interview, he talks about space poop and calls going to the moon and coming back “a stunt”.
(by Metin Demiralay)
In addition to all the oil that’s leaking into the Gulf of Mexico from the Deepwater Horizon leak, there is also a methane leak, too. For some scaremongering about the possible ramifications of such a leak, click here.
Of course, all the scientists whose opinions are solicited may be loopy from the hours they are asked to work.
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