In yesterday’s morning coffee, we were giving lots of lady advice. It turns out that we missed out on one of our lady-oriented links, we are so very, very sorry. However, you will be pleased to know that you can order custom-made, gold-plated dildos. Again, apologies for making you wait an entire 24 hours before sharing this very important information with you.
(by Bill Carman.)
Speaking of things of purchase over the Internet, how awesome are these edible crayons? Very awesome, that’s how. I wish Maggie was a little bit older so that she was ready to both eat things and draw with crayons. Or that I was quite a bit younger, so that I could both eat and draw with crayons without getting in trouble.
Finally, we would encourage you to finish your coffee (or tea, if you are weird) with a visit to the virtual museum of unnatural history, which contains wonders such as unicorn tears and confused wood. If you happen to be in Washington, DC, it appears to be an actual place which you should visit.