There are dildos. And then there are historic dildos. Stone-age Swedish dildos, to be more exact.
(Found at FFFFound)
Clearly traumatized from decades of playing second fiddle to Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck has taken to molesting autograph seekers.
Also, for those of you who missed the big news: Einstein’s Theory of Relativity has been outed as a liberal plot. An evil liberal plot. And doubtlessly devious.