An oft-pondered question might be How does the Universe work? As it turns out, the answer can be found in your breakfast cereal.
(A shipwreck by Jan Smith.)
Does your tummy ever rumble? Then you should know that you’re farting. You’re farting inside yourself.
Finally, you should be aware that your trousers have been lying to you.
I was watching the tennis last night, while surfing the Interwebs, and discovered this commentary:
What happens if we steal their rackets? If we steal their rackets, the zombies can no longer hit their aces and thump their backhands and keep us all prisoner on Court 18. I’m shocked that this is only occurring to me now. Will nobody run onto the court and steal their rackets? Are they all too scared of the zombies’ clutching claws and gore-stained teeth? Steal their rackets and we can all go home. Who’s with me? Steal their rackets and then run for the tube.
(Photo by Ashley Forrette. Art by Jolby.)
Planning on asking a woman on a date? It turns out that putting on some romantic music is actually a good idea.
Sometimes, one has to wonder how people find jobs such as doing scientific research on baby farts.
If picturiffic is a word, we are it this morning!
(by Fuco Ueda)
(by Akatre)
(The Lou Ruvo Centre for Brain Health, designed by Frank Gehry. Photo by Matthew Carbone.)
(The Lady Gag Gag sex toy. You are expected to poke her face. With your Disco Stick.)
The opening paragraph for this article ought to be more than enough for you to click on the link:
Did you know that no two farts are exactly alike? It’s true. Farts are sort of like snowflakes in that regard. Little, invisible, smelly, snowflakes.
(The Virgin Space Ship Enterprise on its first voyage, by way of BoingBoing)
I have wanted a Polaroid camera for a little while now — I think that they’re fantastic — but Polaroid stopped making film, so they are a bit useless. I had been thinking about Fuji’s Instax cameras … but now Impossible has released film for Polaroid cameras. What to do?
In other news, most news is just regurgitated public relations spin. In case you hadn’t noticed.
