It’s Father’s Day. I’m a father. Thus, I have been showered with gifts.
(NB: Gifts don’t wash away the stink. Not a suitable replacement for water-and-soap showers.)
First up, my gifts were wrapped in the most awesome wrapping paper of all time:
Inside the wrapping paper was a framed photo of my mother and my daughter. Awww.
There was card #1, aka “the funny card”:
And card #2, aka “the one with my daughter’s handprints on it.” Awww.
Last, but not least, there was Monkey Bars Nanny Goat:
And no, I’m not going to offer any further explanation.