A lawyer in Florida has filed a motion in an attempt to force the opposing council to wear new shoes. He feels that old shoes are an advantage in court. No, strike that — an unfair advantage.

In related news, if ever arrested, Mr Topp will refuse to wear trousers in the courtroom, and file motions insisting that the opposing lawyer has an unfair advantage because of their trousers, and must not wear them.

Podcasts have now been patented as an invention made in 2003. The problem being that podcasting was invented in 2001.

You know what’s not cool? Taking a kid you’re in charge of, forcing them to reveal their facebook password, and then sharing the information learned with others. It’s also not cool to use that information to bully her. If it’s true, we here at the Big Bad Blog hope the girl wins her lawsuit and the bullying school authorities are fired.