Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

Do you teach young adults? Are you thinking of getting a tattoo? Go for it. It turns out that tattooed teachers make for more engaged students.

(Poison Heart Bear, by Bobby Chiu of Imaginism Studios, found at Abuzeedo.)

Planning to go into the superhero biz? Here are some instructions for creating your own Batarangs.

The following video contains the word “fuck”. It is sung repeatedly, and displayed repeatedly on the screen. If you are in an environment (perhaps a workplace) at which this would be frowned upon, we suggest that you do not click on the link. We do not want you to get fired. Actually, we don’t care if you get fired, we just don’t want it to be our fault.

On second thought, it would kind of be awesome if people were fired for reading the Big Bad Blog. So pump up the volume, and watch the video. Unless you’re at home — in that case, wait until you get in to work.

Farmville.

Without a doubt, this game — and others like it — is the scourge of Facebook. Based on the frequency with which it used to cover my homepage, I must assume that it is addictive, and possibly even fun. But it spams. And it spams. And it spams.

Luckily for us, Facebook gives users the ability to hide alerts from applications that we do not want to see. this set of instructions, from the Mashable blog, will allow you to enjoy your Facebook in peace.

It not only works for Farmville, but also for Mafia Wars and all other similar scourges of the Internet.

You’re welcome.