One day of Star Wars coffee is not enough! So here’s another. This time, we are prompted by the news and knowledge that there is a Star Wars porn parody being made. Who knew that Storm Troopers were sexy?

I do now. And so do you.

Image is of Chewie Soba, by Disposable Aardvarks.
Webcomic is Star Wars Comic.

I will admit to being a little bit lazy today. It might just be Friday, and I might not be as keen to hunt down links as I normally am. However, it is a weekday and the coffee must be made.

Hence: Abbreviated coffee!

Your news story today: A Wisconsin woman has gone on a blowgun shooting spree. We could not make this stuff up if we tried.

(by Joshua Kemble)

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.
And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Slate takes a look at how Ray Bradbury’s writings have become a foundation for our mythology.

Apparently showing your colleague information about fellatio amongst fruit bats can result in a complaint to HR. Even if the information is acutally a peer reviewed paper, and you have been having a professional disagreement for which the paper in question provides an answer. It makes us wonder: will there never be a good time to bring up bat blowjobs to your colleagues?

Cars today often come with safety systems in which your car is remotely monitored — the remote monitors can call an ambulance if you’re in an accident, for example. Or shut down your car and send the location to the police should your car be stolen. Unfortunately — and, perhaps unsurprisingly — this second functionality can be hacked, leaving hackers in control of the car you’re driving.