Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

This morning’s breaking(!) news is that Google is creating their own Operating System. This is incredible news. For all that the European Commission has tried to nail Microsoft to the wall over Internet Explorer, the real monopoly is — and always has been — Windows. The only options available to users have been Windows, Mac OS (Apples only) or Linux (frightens away non-technical people).

By providing an alternative that (presumably) needs no more technical knowledge than Windows or Macs, but runs on PCs, Google may be introducing competition to the world of Operating Systems.

Meet the world’s strongest vagina. Here at the Big Bad Blog, we were previously unaware that they had a vagina weightlifting world record. We are happy that there are still things that take us by surprise, and wonder if there are vagina weightlifting competitions.

Gabe (who is a complete stranger to the Big Bad Blog) has a blog of his own: He is blogging the details of his very strange eviction. It features very strange episodes and landlord/tenant confrontations, and is recommended reading.

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We are at the pub. The kitchen has closed too early, but the landlord allows us to order pizza. So we are still at the pub.

Paul arrives with a singular goal: to achieve the Universal Fist Bump. That is to say, to enjoy a fist-bump with every person present in the pub.

Several of these terrorist-fist-jabs later, something goes wrong: Paul’s hand develops a mind of its own.

Finding it also has the power of flight, it proceeds to detach itself from Paul’s arm and engage in an evening of disembodied fist-jabbing…

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