Planning a kidnapping, and wondering how you’ll deal with things when you have to sleep? One kidnapper solved this — or so he thought — by coming to an agreement with his hostages that they would not turn him in as he slept.
Only — surprise, surprise — they did turn him in. So he’s suing his hostages for breach of contract.
Fucking hostages. If you promise something at knifepoint, you should stick to it!