While I absolutely love and adore my Kindle, there is an associated moment of dread.

OK, it’s a moment of annoyance.

It’s that moment when, prior to takeoff, a flight attendant taps me on the shoulder and asks me to turn the thing off. Not just the wireless, but the whole damn device, as though it’s going to bring down the airplane if left on. The claim always seems ridiculous — the amount of power being used by a Kindle is miniscule; there’s no way it creates enough interference to cause any problems on the airplane.

Or so I believe. Lacking any of that stuff that we call proof, all I can do is meekly turn the thing off and stare sadly out the window.

Until now. Tests have been carried out, and there is no way my Kindle could cause the airplane to malfunction. In fact, it is even less dangerous than devices that are allowed. (Those devices are allowed because they are not dangerous at all).

So, next time I am asked to turn off my Kindle, prior to meekly turning it off, I will ask why. And jot down the answer, and plot the letter I will later write while staring sadly out the window.

Never cross a flight attendant on an airplane. That’s just bad news.

Photo of Corsair fighter firing on Okinawa, from Wikipedia. By U.S. Marine Corps, 1945.
Webcomic is Scenes From a Multiverse, by Jonathan Rosenberg.

Monkeys.

They befriend you. They steal your camera. They take photos.

True story.

(There’s an even better article with monkey-self-portraits here.)

Photo by Alina Gerika.
Webcomic is Invisible Bread, by Justin Boyd.

Let me get this straight … somebody finally does something sensible in regards to airport security — Canada is ignoring nail scissors, and instead checking for bombs — and a moron (MP John McCallum) thinks that this is going to present a danger on airplanes?

Mr. McCallum (and others of his ilk): a person cannot take over a plane with a pair of scissors. Can not. They will be overpowered by the crew and/or their fellow passengers and arrested when the plane lands.

In the rare event that a person can take over a plane with a pair of scissors, it is not because of the scissors. It is because they are Chuck Norris.

Photo is by Jason Lee. Found at Best Week Ever with more goats ridden by monkeys on tightropes.
Webcomic is Penny Arcade by Gabe and Tycho.