When she is not stealing souls, she is stealing glasses.

Whatever sort of monster she is, she is a myopic monster.

Some time ago, I posited that Maggie might actually be a zombie.

The signs were there. The moaning. The attempts to eat human flesh.

Now? I’m not so sure.

The true test is whether or not her bite turns others into a zombie, and teeth have yet to break through the gums and wreak their havoc upon our lives — the only thing certain about our knowledge on this issue is that we cannot be certain.

But she has grown rather articulate for a zombie, with multiple consonant and vowel sounds that she combines in some sort of experimental type fashion.

And she’s using a fork these days. Zombies do not, to my knowledge, use a fork.

Also, there’s this:

Yes, that’s my daughter reaching into her own grandmother’s mouth in an attempt to pull out her soul. Not nice, but not very zombie-like.

So clearly she’s some kind of monster. But what?

I will continue to report on this outbreak, from its source.

Your intrepid blogger has been working on his Maggie-A-Day project for some time now. Some days it feels insufficiently creative — for instance, checking out this levitation-a-day blog makes us feel inadequate.

Creatively.

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Webcomic is Chuck and Beans by Brian.