We have reached the 25th of November, and as promised I have styled my mustache in the manner that has attracted the most money to my fundraising:
The American Standard
It was a narrow win for the American Standard, which was locked in a dead heat with the dastardly Snidely Whiplash. While tied for cash contributions, the Standard had a plethora of advantages:
- The donors for the Whiplash did not use my MoSpace, making it seem a bit unseemly for the Snidely to overtake the Standard.
- American Standard money was donated by UK taxpayers, meaning that “gift aid” ought to have been added, and the amount raised by the style is actually larger than that raised by the Whiplash.
- The Standard was sponsored by Karen, who must live with the end product.
Those who suggested other awesome styles — you should have put your money where your mouth is!
In unfortunate (but related) news, our reason for choosing today as our deadline is no more. The deadline was chosen due to the scheduling of London’s Movember Gala Party, being held this evening in beautiful Battersea.
Alas, the fates have intervened in the form of the dreaded ear-infection-in-small-child. So rather than wow-ing other, less hirsute Mo Bros in Battersea, my mustache instead battles the dreaded burst eardrum, using a mix of drops, Calpol and Amoxicillin. I suppose it’s a proper Dad-’stache.
But never fear! The mighty mustache has reared its head, and while it might be engaged in less stylish activities than previously planned, it still fights cancer.
And November isn’t over, so it’s not too late to donate. Just click the link, support the ‘tache, and fight some cancer.