We can clone. We have Neanderthal DNA.
So why not make ourselves a Neanderthal?
(Princess Leias frolicking with Jabba the Hut, via — and featuring — Adrianne Curry.)
Could this be the worst job on the Internet?
What if you held a writing contest and nobody entered? That’s what happens when you demand hand-written entries about contemporary life in Kent …
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A school board in Pennsylvania is being sued — they are being accused of using webcams in laptops to spy on students. A suggestion that those who put the plan in place should be charged with creating a child pornography ring tickles my fancy. |
| Once upon a time there was no pesticide, traditional folk remedies were used. Some think it was a better time … Science Based Medicine does not agree. |  |
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A man and his banjo love. |
| Life as America’s Hat. |  |
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Nine out of ten dentists recommend that you do not attempt to eat your Olympic medal. The tenth is just greedy. |
| Utah thinks that Martin Luther King is lonely, so they’re planning to make his holiday a joint holiday with a gunmaker. Guns are in the spirit of Martin Luther King day, right? |  |
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A question: Should we clone Neanderthals? |
| Some criminals get a reduced sentence if they behave themselves in prison. Others get a reduced sentence for Yoga. |  |
The morning coffee had two important questions that were answered this morning.
Question 1: How did Neanderthals become extinct?
Answer: We ate them.
Question 2: How did prehistoric man fix things, if there was no duct tape?
Answer: Superglue.
(Photo by cohophoto)
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to switch from a PC to a Mac? This morning The Bloggess shares her relevant insights.
Looking for love? Try Twittering. The language of love is now 140-characters-or-less.
We close with Hark, a Vagrant:
