Mr. Topp and the Big Bad Blog

I do miss hockey. I miss the hits. I miss the goals. And I miss the celebration of the goals.

Ever since I first heard of water birth, I thought to myself: “Funny. That doesn’t sound natural.” After all, can you think of an animal that doesn’t live in water, but gives birth in water? I can’t. It turns out that it’s not natural at all. It was invented 200 years ago, and causes a whole lot of newborns to drown. Which makes sense.

Imagine having a child. Now imagine speaking only in Klingon to this child for the first three years of the child’s life. Yes. Someone did this.