This morning coffee is all about porn

Warning: Today’s morning coffee might not be appropriate for all workplaces. If it’s not appropriate for yours, find a new job.

Of course, if you are a regular watcher of porn you probably already knew we would be writing about porn today, thanks to your pornography-powered ESP.


(From someecards. Found here.)

While on the subject of fellatio, we have discussed bat blowjobs previously on the Morning Coffee. Now the aftermath: Discussing bat fellatio is considered sexual harassment, but is not serious enough to warrant counselling.

For those of you who are now saddened that blowjobs are off the menu (due to cannibalism) and off the workplace-discussion-topic-list (at least where bats are concerned) … at least you can still control video games with your penis.

In which I attempt to distract you with nudity

While little blogging goes live onto the Big Bad Blog during the weekend. Lots of blogging occurs.

There is thinking about what to write.
There is thinking about the subjects I have chosen to write about during the week.
There is poking about the Internet for information regarding said subjects.
There is even, often, some preliminary writing done.

This past weekend, I was in Cardiff. Not doing these things.

So I have decided to distract you, on this Monday evening, and hope that I buy enough time to get something together for Tuesday..

Of the options available to me, I have chosen to distract you with boobs. These boobs were photographed by Aaron Feaver.

Your Halloween coffee

If you’re like me, you will be spending much of the day watching scary movies. Here is a list of scary movies I won’t be watching this year.

Hopefully.

I’m not in charge of the movie selection.

Halloween is, of course, a time at which many young ladies briefly become exhibitionists, using fancy dress as an excuse.

Here are some sexy costumes best avoided.

Panicking this morning?

Do you need a last minute costume, or to quickly carve a pumpkin that will impress all your friends?

Evil Mad Scientist has some Halloween Projects for you to steal.

Want to make your home creepy for visitors? Have a bunch of Barbie dolls lying around?

Then we suggest that you make yourself a Barbie Zombie Garden.

Alternatively, you could work on making an area look haunted … using lego.
This Stormtrooper Costume is a quick and easy Halloween costume, for those facing party emergencies.

This morning coffee features tattoos, batman and profanity

Do you teach young adults? Are you thinking of getting a tattoo? Go for it. It turns out that tattooed teachers make for more engaged students.


(Poison Heart Bear, by Bobby Chiu of Imaginism Studios, found at Abuzeedo.)

Planning to go into the superhero biz? Here are some instructions for creating your own Batarangs.

The following video contains the word “fuck”. It is sung repeatedly, and displayed repeatedly on the screen. If you are in an environment (perhaps a workplace) at which this would be frowned upon, we suggest that you do not click on the link. We do not want you to get fired. Actually, we don’t care if you get fired, we just don’t want it to be our fault.

On second thought, it would kind of be awesome if people were fired for reading the Big Bad Blog. So pump up the volume, and watch the video. Unless you’re at home — in that case, wait until you get in to work.