This morning, the Big Bad Blog has learned that you have a 50% friend turnover every seven years. That is, half the people in your social circle disappear from it, and are replaced by new people.

(Photo by mcaronnd)

Could this turnover be caused by the presence of home-made electric chairs?

A woman is accidentally sprayed with pesticide … but the company that makes said pesticide (Canada’s Valent Biosciences Corp) refuses to tell her what’s in it. It’s a trade secret, you see. So the woman is getting increasingly sick following this exposure, and nobody can do anything about it.

Yucca Muffin!