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The morning coffee and the summer break

June 18th, 2009 No comments

Hey kids! It’s the middle of June, and you know what that means: Summer Break!

Unless, of course, your school shaved five minutes off the day thirty-four times this year. For those missing three hours of education, your entire school gets a one month detention. See you in July!

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Feeling blue? Need some schadenfreude to help you along? Badhap can help.

PETA releases their official reaction to President Obama swatting a fly.

Categories: morning coffee

Holiday mondays need coffee too

May 4th, 2009 No comments

Sorry for the late start to the day people. This is what happens when I don’t have to set my alarm the night before.

In our latest Swine Flu news, the flu has apparently jumped from pigs to humans … and back to pigs again.

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Does your food go missing from the kitchen at work? Blame the homeless.

Proving that today is truly a big day for news, the Big Bad Blog can report that Google no longer uses lawn mowers. They have replaced them with goats. Also, PETA has responded with cautious approval.

Today’s webcomic is from Sheldon:

Categories: morning coffee

Links – skate, fly or die!

March 29th, 2009 No comments
Pub is mysteriously painted pink during the night. axolotl
sewing_set Sweaters for hens
Want to sit on the couch all month to watch a particular sports event? Just time your vasectomy accordingly cyborg_animals
dangerous_biking I see these newspaper articles every few months. they continue to be funny.
“Golestan Province in northern Iran has one of the highest rates of [oesophegus cancer] in the world, but rates of smoking and alcohol consumption are low and women are as likely to have a diagnosis as men. Tea drinking, however, is widespread.” skate_house
skate_fly If you can type, you can make movies
The most bizarre will on the planet. ghost_patrol_pencil_art
Categories: Weekend Coffee

The morning coffee

February 2nd, 2009 No comments

No numbers or Roman Numerals this morning … they may drop off entirely.

I’m guessing that I’m tired right now. And that I’m sleeping as long as possible before work on the morning after the Super Bowl. So this is written the night before, and scheduled to launch in the morning. You can check out what I was up to last night by checking out Twitter, or (probably) checking out the post before this one.

In the news, The Guardian reports that the UK’s version of the Surgeon General suggests that parents might want to try some parenting, if their fourteen-year old comes home drunk at 3 am. It seems to imply that this behaviour is allowable at sixteen, however. It should be noted that some forms of discipline are frowned upon.

Today’s blog entry will teach you an important life lesson.

In the blews: PETA shows you their banned Super Bowl ad

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I’m sure that Diesel Sweeties has a new comic up by now, but here’s a fun one that may not be current:

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