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The morning coffee, Ray Bradbury, and how not to be ugly

August 20th, 2010 No comments

We’re changing the format of the coffee around this morning — for one morning only!

Why?

Because we can. And we have a video we want to share. People sing the word “fuck” a lot in the video, so if you’re at work, it would probably be best to turn the volume way up, so everybody knows how awesome you are.

Everybody knows about how awesome double rainbows are. But that Newton fellow tells us that there must be an equal and opposite reaction. This is sadly known as the double earthquake.

Note to people who forge their own death certificate to avoid a court case: learn to spell.

Dating site OkCupid has done research into what makes an attractive profile picture. In what must be a huge surprise, the results indicate that a decent camera and basic knowledge of photography make for better pictures.

Categories: morning coffee

Photoshop avoidance

August 9th, 2010 No comments

When I was a young lad, I loved Pink Floyd more than anything else in the world.

I loved their music. I loved their albums. And I loved their album covers, which were usually fantastic and impossible photographs.

Take this, for example:

This is the cover of Pink Floyd’s A Momentary Lapse of Reason. Your first instinct these days is probably a lot like mine — this photo was created with a few beds, a clone tool, and a computer. Right?

Wrong. Storm Thorgerson actually had seven hundred beds on that beach. Other Pink Floyd album creations are similar — for example, the cover of Wish You Were Here, that man is actually on fire.

While it is clearly a matter of taste, there is something ineffably better about a beach with 700 beds on it than one with 7 beds that have been copied digitally 100 times. They are all the right size all the way down the beach, the focus is lost in a manner which is completely consistent with the depth of field used. And, perhaps most importantly, there are small differences between them, all the way down the beach. These are effects which are extremely difficult with a computer. In the Wish You Were Here photo, the man on fire looks like he is on fire, rather than on CGI fire.

The images are just more incredible, more moving. The real-world effort is visible to the naked eye, even if we cannot pinpoint the difference.

Truth be told, I knew all this stuff from when I was a kid obsessed with Pink Floyd, before I became interested in photography. But I had forgotten all about it by the time I bought my digital SLR and started to try to take interesting photos. Every photo I take is edited afterwards — it is the normal thing to do. Open it in a photo editor. Make some adjustments. Re-save the photo. I am fairly sure that everybody does it — even Mr. Thorgerson does some digital retouching, according to the interview linked to above.

But the changes I make tend to be limited to the “retouching” variety. While I am happy to crop photos, alter my camera’s own settings, make the image darker or lighter, convert it to black and white or play with the colour saturation, I do not try to change the actual image that I took. In the end, the photo is the thing.

This is not the case with everybody — there are artists such as Rosie Hardy who do some magical things with a camera and photoshop — but I would argue that images that require such drastic changes are not photography as such, but a different art form.

Seeing images such as those from Miss Hardy, or from HDR artists like Trey Radcliff have actually made me shy away from trying to take images that are fantastic in nature — images such as those produced by Mr. Thorgerson. But last week that thinking was put to rest by Rebekka Guðleifsdóttir, with this photo:

That photo is part of a set called Excess, and there is no photoshop involved. As Miss Guðleifsdóttir says at her blog:

Many have already seen [a different photo from the set] on Flickr, and surprisingly many of them thought the glass, cake and fork were photoshopped. (something people assume about a lot of photos of mine that aren’t faked at all).

The photo above is not faked — the artist used an oversized bowl, and baked giant sized Cheerios herself in order to create the photograph. A lot of effort went into it, but it is effort that is required to make such a fantastic photograph. It is reminiscent of the effort required for Mr. Thorgerson’s photos, and brought to light the amazing things that can be achieved with the camera alone.

Surprisingly, this was not the first time I experienced such amazement from Miss Guðleifsdóttir’s work. The first time was last year, when I read that she painted some tree branches white, and carried them around for over a year for use in a series of photographs. Somehow that display of effort failed to trigger the connection, and it took this year’s this is not photoshop commentary for such a simple concept to traverse the membrane of my thick skull.

Photoshop is not a necessity, for anything more than retouching photographs.
Similarly fantastic results are possible, through planning and effort.

Whether I am willing to put that level of effort into my own work — particularly when the first few attempts will likely result in failure — is a completely different (and open) question. But it is good to see that effort trumps photoshop.

As it should, I suppose. Things usually boil down to effort, in the end.

The weekend coffee features dinosaurs and bad cooking

June 26th, 2010 No comments
The Times now requires that readers register (for free) to access their website — and this cut traffic to their site in half. I wonder how few readers they will have once they start to request payment?
An awesome idea: slides on the underground.
The State of California v Mr. Miyagi.
Vandals have a new weapon. And it’s lunch meat.
Canadian Heritage Minister James Moore has labelled anybody who opposes Canada’s new intellectual property bill a “radical extremist”. This would appear to be claiming that all opposition MPs, Canadian universities, the retail council of Canada, and (possibly) you are all radical extremists.

Oh, and also Cory Doctorow, who has this extreme message, in which he exhibits a desire to own his own copyrights. Extreme, that.

We present to you the cookbook that nobody should own.
Like me, you might have seen many people on the internet marveling over the sheer coincidence that two people who are now married were once at Disney World at the same time as children. Until you realize that this was bound to happen for some couple at some point. Particularly when one of them lived in Florida.
Photographers in Britain are reminded that they are a threat to beach safety this summer. Your threatening ways will not be tolerated!
Categories: Weekend Coffee

Early birds, worms and racers

April 29th, 2010 1 comment

The London Marathon is an annual event. It begins near my new home, in Greenwich. The mid-point is near my old home, in Wapping. And it finishes near the Queen’s home.

With a large event happening so close to home, last year I watched the whole race. Outside a short reprieve for food, water and a toilet, I watched every single runner go by. And I took many of their photos. The result was the most popular post in the history of the Big Bad Blog.

The new home is in close proximity to the race’s starting point, so I thought it would be a great idea to do this again. I learned a few lessons.

You need to wake up earlier to watch the start of a race than you do to watch the middle of a race.

The start line is a more popular for those cheering than the mid-point of the race.

And, most importantly, if you plan to take photos of an event, you must arrive early, set up, and beat the crowd.

If you don’t, you’ll have a view like this to contend with:

Trying to identify runners who would make a good photo, focus, and fire off a couple of clear shots was difficult. And if I took too long, this would happen:

Although sometimes the not-yet-focused shots are not so bad:

Lesson learned. Next time I will be prepared. I will be an early riser. I will figure out where I want to stand to get the best possible photos. Otherwise, once again, my best photo might be a pile of discarded banana peels.

Categories: photoblog
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