Don’t worry, America. I’m sure the government isn’t driving around in unmarked vehicles using security technology to look through your clothes and see your genitals.

They’ve probably outsourced it.

This could never go wrong, or become an invasion of privacy, could it? If you have nothing to hide, why would you object to random strangers looking at your genitalia without your knowledge?

Do you hate freedom, or something?

Reiss adds that the vans do have the capability of storing images. “Sometimes customers need to save images for evidentiary reasons,” he says. “We do what our customers need.”

Uh-huh.

Image taken from The Eizo Pin-up Calendar 2010.