Imagine you’re in a dimly lit bar. Imagine you are approached by a woman, who offers you sex in exchange for money.
At this point, being the morning coffee and all, you’re probably imagining how things might go wrong from here. And while there are oh-so-many ways for things to turn bad, I’m guessing that you aren’t suspecting that the hooker in question is actually a donkey in a wig.
That is, however, something that this guy should have considered:
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”
- New Zimbabwe