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The morning coffee and the medical menagerie

August 12th, 2010 No comments

Medical story #1: The case of the hungry dog.

A man in Michigan had his life saved when his dog ate his toe. His toe was infected — and deadly — and the dog only ate the infected area. No non-infected flesh eating.


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Medical story #2: The case of the impatient tailor.

A man in Sweden was waiting in the hospital for over an hour. He needed stitches in his leg. Eventually he got tired of waiting and sewed himself up. Unimpressed, the medical staff decided to have him charged with a crime. He did, after all, use their thread.

This story has monkeys and flying squirrels in it. Both of which are awesome in their own right, and join the cats and dogs already present this morning to make for quite the menagerie. But even better than the awesome animals is that the article reveals that there are scientists who study how to best annoy monkeys.

If I knew this was an option in my adolescence, my career would be entirely different, I tell you.

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The morning coffee with methane and moonwalks

June 28th, 2010 1 comment

Buzz Aldrin is awesome. In this interview, he talks about space poop and calls going to the moon and coming back “a stunt”.


(by Metin Demiralay)

In addition to all the oil that’s leaking into the Gulf of Mexico from the Deepwater Horizon leak, there is also a methane leak, too. For some scaremongering about the possible ramifications of such a leak, click here.

Of course, all the scientists whose opinions are solicited may be loopy from the hours they are asked to work.

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The morning coffee wonders what science will think of next

January 29th, 2010 No comments

What will science think of next?

Will it be elastic water? Nope. Already done.


(by Alex Wild)

On Facebook? Learn how to use it properly.

In England, a recruiter wants to put out an ad for a reliable worker — they are told they cannot, as the job description would then discriminate against the unreliable.

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The morning coffee and chili butt

January 8th, 2010 2 comments

In an incredible breakthrough, scientists have discovered that it is inadvisable to eat red hot chili peppers after anal fissure surgery. A quick question — would YOU sign up to be a participant in such a study?

To date, I have not bought an eBook reader. That may change in 2010:

(The Skiff Reader)

In news from the War on Terror, a California airport was shut down due to a passenger carrying honey. Two officers were hospitalized and treated for inhaling honey fumes. Seriously. Charges have yet to be laid against the honey-carrying passenger.

The Bloggess shows us why voter-driven awards are sometimes inaccurate.

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