Steampunk-themed sex toys. There is nothing else to say.
(A dolphin fetus, from National Geographic, found here.)
Getting your doctorate in the sciences usually takes four or five years. Sometimes a bit longer. But how long would it take without all the failed experiments and dead ends? David Ng asked this question, and the answer (for him) was six months.
We have all done it — blown across the opening of a bottle to make some beautiful music. Now a beer-maker has helpfully designed their labels to assist you in this endeavour.
Female? Want a raise?
Apparently it’s very important that you have a clean vagina.
Are you awesome? Do you regularly forget about said personal awesomeness? Worry no longer! For the low, low price of ten dollars per month, somebody will call you every day to remind you of just how awesome you are!
Are you a science fiction geek? Do you need to learn some sex positions? Then you’re in luck! Here is a Tron-style guide to sex!
Since the theme of the Big Bad Blog this week seems to be to pick on Facebook, we do not see why we should let up just because it is Wednesday.
Regular denizens of the Internet have likely seen this photo in the past:
That photo, for the record, is of pop star Kylie Minogue, holding a teddy bear after a concert in London. The hand holding the microphone is in an unfortunate location, giving the impression that said teddy bear is well endowed and being pleasured by Ms. Minogue.
All of which, of course, has made the image into an Internet sensation. So much so that we here at the Big Bad Blog are not even going to attempt to attribute it. It is now simply a part of the Internet.
The website Tabloid Prodigy claims that Facebook removed the above photo from a user’s account, and gave the following reason for the removal:
We do not allow photos that contain nudity, drug use or violence.
Clearly a good decision, Facebook.
1. Nudity. That bear is clearly NOT wearing pants.
2. Drug Use. A bear, pantless, on stage with Kylie Minogue in London? Must be stoned.
3. Violence. There is no other reason available to explain how a plush bear’s penis would look like a microphone.
Well done, Facebook.
Thank you for keeping your site safe for the children.
Welcome to Monday, people. In an effort to brighten the start of your week, today the morning coffee brings you SEX.
First — is there an evolutionary excuse for the 30-year-old living in his parents’ basement? Perhaps. Some birds exhibit cooperative breeding, in which the children remain in the nest to help the parents raise more offspring.
Of course, for this to work in humans, that 30-year-old’s parents best be gettin’ busy.
(A sex technique we do not recommend — the screwdriver penile insertion. From Very Demotivational.)
Want to have more sex? Apparently you need to do more chores. All parents of teenage boys should print that article up and stick it to the fridge.
Where would a Morning Coffee about sex be without some porn? Nowhere, we say. So we present to you Roger Ebert reviewing pornographic films. You’re welcome.
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