This weekend your coffee is making money and sneezing bullets

Here is an interesting article with a compelling argument: Fred Phelps does not fervently believe what he preaches — it’s all a scam to make money.
A sad sign that we are in The Future — or just that I am getting old — youngsters no longer know what A- and B-drives are.
Jeff Koons, an artist who makes his living appropriating and re-imagining popular images, is now making legal claims that he owns intellectual property rights over all balloon animals.
This is a website, so I think I am legally mandated to point out that some Italian dude sneezed out a bullet after being shot in the head.
Don’t worry. He’s fine.
Hey look! I agree with Microsoft!
Letting Apple trademark “App Store” would be a bad idea.
This guy is teaching his kids how to use a sword.
I think it goes without saying that Maggie will begin fencing as soon as she’s old enough to want to learn.
There’s a new get-rich-quick in the stockmarket scheme.
Just have 50 Cent tweet about your stock.
Ghostbusters III is waiting on holdout Bill Murray.
I’m conflicted as to whether I’d prefer if Mr. Murray agree to make the movie (Fuck yeah! Ghostbusters!) or turn it down (do we really need more sequels to ’80s movies?).